Courtesy of J2, Mom, Caffeine, and a LONGGGGG Train Ride....
Where do Hamsters come from ? Hamsterdam!
Do your socks have holes in them? No? Then how do you get your feet in them? (that is Cici's)
What do you call a very long train trip? InTERMINALable
What do you call constant texting on a train? InTRACK-table Texting!
What did one tree say to another? Please don't leaf me!
How many feet can you fit in one boot? It depends on how long your boot is!
What did on tree say to the other when they were fighting?
Your "bark" is worse than your "bite".
What do you call a berth when it falls down?
Collapsible!
How do you go pee on a train?
stand back 3 feet from the track and Aim well.
What happens when you try to leave the house for work but the light switch won't work?
you get the day off!
me to j2
" i need the most loving hug you can "mustard" because I haven't been able to "ketchup" on my j2 "sugar" since we got to Ukraine!!
me to Olga
you can be "on top of things" and know what it going "on".
you can be "in the know" and know what is going "on"
or you can be "under the impression" to THINK you know what is going "on"
or, you can just be "OVER IT" and hate English prepositions!! haha
you can be "in the know" and know what is going "on"
or you can be "under the impression" to THINK you know what is going "on"
or, you can just be "OVER IT" and hate English prepositions!! haha
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